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Hello, I'm Random! Yes, that is my name as well as a pretty accurate description of me. I blog and reblog lots of random things. Although, I am hugely into Welcome To Night Vale right now, so that is a thing you will see in multitude. I am a writer, out of college, and trying to figure out which path I want. I majored in psychology. I like to talk a lot. If you want to talk about anything, feel free to message me! Also, I am a panelist for the upcoming Dashcon!!


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chupaflor:

herr-lucifer:

theoccultowl:

digg:

How to take the perfect nap

Where is the forever column?

they forgot the “3 hour death nap” where you wake up and feel like you’ve been run over by a tractor and your mascara has crusted your eyes shut 

^^^^!!!!

This is interesting on average although not accurate for narcoleptics. On my medication I can do a 20 minute sometimes and it really works. But usually my nap is until bedtime.







zafojones:

Petrified wood fossil with opal formed in the growth rings.





demonhamster:

she is SIXTEEN



bsabo:

A sketch I got too involved in coloring. Anyways, I am a fan of more subdued, ordinary looking Cecil. But I am also a fan of creeping shadows and formless, hovering monoliths. And the Glow Cloud.









mark-helsing:

WHENEVER YOU SEE THIS POST ON YOUR DASH, STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND WRITE ONE SENTENCE FOR YOUR CURRENT PROJECT.

Just one sentence. Stop blogging for one minute and write a single sentence. It could be dialogue, it could be a nice description of scenery, it could be a metaphor, I don’t care. The point is, do it. Then, when you finish, you can get back to blogging.

If this gets viral, you might just have your novel finished by next Tuesday.





yeahbanero-bells:

wolvensnothere:

Whoa.

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 



abbygubler:

repeat after me:

there are white people suffering in the world

but the white people who are suffering are not suffering because they are white





knitmeapony:

mercenary-tributary:

The titular BURNING SKELETON PRINCESS is next in line to become the incendiary monarch of the peaceful Bone Wastelands when her kingdom is suddenly attacked and overrun by horrifying beings of flesh. To repel the invaders, she must gather esoteric artifacts of power and seek out allies in other kingdoms—such as the young Lady High Necromancer of the Reanimation Nation. Will BURNING SKELETON PRINCESS succeed on their quest? Tune in next week!

i was sitting in chemistry lecture but instead of learning the chem i made up an entire fuckin children’s tv show. don’t be me

EVERYONE SHOULD BE YOU




emilysculpts:

Commission - Khoshekh

Please note, this piece was a commission and is not for sale. While I do take commissions (see below), I do not remake pieces that I have already made. Thank you for your understanding.

About : “Here’s something odd: there is a cat hovering in the men’s bathroom at the radio station here. He seems perfectly happy and healthy, but it’s floating about four feet off the ground next to the sink.”

Check out Welcome to Night Vale!

Materials : Apoxie Sculpt, Sculpey Firm, Super Sculpey, Wire Armature, Cel Vinyl, Wood Base

Dimensions : 8” Tall on a 5” Base

Time Taken : 8 hours

Want to learn how to sculpt like I do?

Check out my book Creature Sculpt! Less than 50 copies remaining! Check out all the information here!

My Skillshare class is now enrolling. Head over there now to sign up and get 50% off with coupon code “THANKYOU”.

Commission slots are opening August 15! This will be my final round of 2014!!! To read my commission policy, pricing, and information on how to get a slot, go here.



dirtyovercoats:

“Castiel is hellbent on ridding Dean of his demon and willing to do anything, no holds barred, to make sure he’s no longer a demon,” Misha Collins says, adding that their face-to-face is “a little touchy.”

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