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Hello, I'm Random! Yes, that is my name as well as a pretty accurate description of me. I blog and reblog lots of random things. Although, I am hugely into Welcome To Night Vale right now, so that is a thing you will see in multitude. I am a writer, out of college, and trying to figure out which path I want. I majored in psychology. I like to talk a lot. If you want to talk about anything, feel free to message me! Also, I am a panelist for the upcoming Dashcon!!


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"Being raised in an unstable household makes you understand that the world doesn’t exist to accommodate you, which… is something a lot of people struggle to understand well into their adulthood. It makes you realize how quickly a situation can shift, how danger really is everywhere. But crises when they occur, do not catch you off guard; you have never believed you lived under a shelter of some essential benevolence. And an unstable childhood makes you appreciate calmness and not crave excitement."

Curtis Sittenfeld (via onlinecounsellingcollege)


tarotismyreligion:

inspiritedlands:

Tarot,energy or aura reading
Can be anon or not
I ask that if you recieve a reading you reblog this post
Feedback is so so appreciated, I’m also happy to go further into something if you need.
Thankyou!

signal boost!!! help a fellow reader out.




doctorchelley:

"But I do know two things."
“What is that?”
“I love you.”
“I love you too. What’s the other thing?”
“You just said it.”

A SCIENTIST IS ALWAYS SMOOTH.


Tagged as: cecilos, wtnv,




Tagged as: cats,






"Every time, and I never know when you’ll call back…"

It’s fine, Cecil, I didn’t need my heart anyways. (via nightshadetears)




  • Cecil: Thanks for being on the air with me. We did almost the entire show together!
  • Carlos: We can still do things together. Even in absence...

Carlos! You need to get your scientific ass back home, pronto!





fuckyeahsnackables:

sigurrossgeller:

This is so surreal it’s like an Onion article but real

Yup. Happened here in Austin to people I know. Also, Obama bought everybody bbq for cutting in front of them at Salt Lick. But he had to ask his secret service guy if he could use his own card.

You Are The President.

Probably it’s cool just this once.



somekindofcontraption:

ohyousillypotato:

rogueshenanigans:

makin my way downtown

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walkin fast

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faces pass and im homebound

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What the actUAL FUCK AM I LOOKING AT JESUS CHRIST






Tagged as: crab people,

abnormollies:

Birth control is not abortion.

Birth control prevents abortion.

Don’t deny birth control coverage and then try to get rid of abortion.

We’re running out of options here.

ALSO PLAN B IS NOT ABORTION. IF YOU ARE ALREADY PREGNANT PLAN B WILL NOT CAUSE AN ABORTION






karengilian:

misscherrylikesitdirty:

I think I might have broken my finger reblogging this. 

EVERYONE TAKE A MINUTE TO JUST APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT DONALD GLOVER EXISTS AND KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK IS UP




blameitonthesilence:

#this will forever be one of my favorite things sam has said