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Hello, I'm Random! Yes, that is my name as well as a pretty accurate description of me. I blog and reblog lots of random things. Although, I am hugely into Welcome To Night Vale right now, so that is a thing you will see in multitude. I am a writer, out of college, and trying to figure out which path I want. I majored in psychology. I like to talk a lot. If you want to talk about anything, feel free to message me! Also, I am a panelist for the upcoming Dashcon!!

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for chickocrafty

I want to hug that cat

"‘Men get raped and molested,’ should be a whole sentence. If you have to tack on the word ‘too,’ then you’re using the experience of male victims to silence females instead of giving them their own space."

(via goldenphoenixgirl)

Not sure if I’ve reblogged this before but it always bears repeating.

(via thebicker)

If the only time you talk about male rape survivors is when you are interrupting women and non-binary people talking about sexual assault statistics and their own experiences, don’t pretend you give a shit about male rape survivors.

(via abscidium)

Tagged as: rape,



Tagged as: his face, puppy,


One of the best ending moments in a movie.


MISSING: Ataui Deng has been missing for 10 days. She was last seen in the Lower East Side of New York City. She is 5 feet 10 inches tall and slim. If you see her please email Thank you

Tagged as: signal boost,

"Your mother did not raise you with a wolf in your chest so you could howl over losing a man."

read this on here today and i haven’t stopped thinking about this quote since (via pluiedem)

Tagged as: inspiration,





// Oh my God, could you imagine? 
'Hello, everyone! My stepbrother's feeling sick today, so he asked me to step in! Well, not so much 'ask' as 'expressly forbid me from doing so', but I'm next of kin!'

no no nO NO NO NO NO NO NO N̞̼̪̰ͦͦ͌̑̑̌͟ͅO͂́͛ ̬̲͈̭̜̥̪ͯͨ̔̃̏S̙̻͇͎̥ͣͣTE̮̭̺̫͈̊̌ͥ͋̆̑ͅͅV̶̙̻͇̊ͥ̂E̞͔͈͐̾ͩ̑̐̇ ̠̋͒̚͜C͏Ã̶̬̼̭͚̠̲͚͋͊͗̆ͩ͐R̩̺͚͖̝̖͜L͙̝̘̻̀̽̌̈́̍ͩS̝̲̦ͯ͞B͆E̛̩̯͈̪̥̫̰͂R͈͛̅͗ͦG͈̪̦̘͚̊̒͊ͮ̆͋


oracle girl

Tagged as: art,



Hey remember that one time I didn’t give a fuck what assholes thought and I decided to wear whatever the fuck I want because I’m pretty damn cute? Cuz I sure do.

Jesus christ you’re cute


you know what feels really great?

when you care about people a lot and they’re great human beings and they make you happy by existing, telling them that

it feels amazing? just being super honest about your positive emotions towards people and sharing them, because it feels good to say and good to hear and it is just a good









here’s some burning sage to cleanse ur blog of bad energies 

I felt obligated to reblog this

It’d be hilarious if reblogging an image of this actually had the same effect for a tumblr dashboard

let’s find out

Some good juju right here.

Bye bye bad energy!

Let’s cleanse this baby!

why do i feel like i have to reblog this

Tagged as: sage,


More girls should join boys’ teams so it could be a tradition and it wouldn’t be so special.” - 13-year-old Mo’Ne Davis, the 18th girl to play in the Little League World Series in its 68-year history, the FIRST girl to throw a Little League World Series SHUTOUT. Her fastball? 70 MILES PER HOUR. #throwlikeagirl #BlackGirlsROCK

Anonymous Asked:
Dolores Umbridge!

My answer:

Ohh I like this. So I would make a list of rules my parents and my parent’s siblings would have to follow. My parent’s siblings would help us pay to fix the house up and once it was. My mother’s siblings would have to visit once a month to make sure my mom was cleaning. My mom would have to attend therapy as well as my dad and also couple’s therapy. They would have to clean the house everyday and I would have final ruling over something if I didn’t want it kept. My dad would have to go back to school to reverse himself in computers in order to get a real job and my mom would have to get a second job in proof reading. They would also both attend a psychiatrist cause both need Zoloft at the very least. My dad would no longer be allowed to bitch and moan and mutter under his breath. If he breaks this the consequence is to apply to three jobs and write a page about how his life isn’t that bad but his bitching is actually that fucking annoying.
I realize this is more of a life overhaul. But general rules are as follows. Always clean after yourself especially after dinner. No dishes are allowed to rest in the sink overnight. Old food??? Throw it out! Leaks in the basement? Get fixed by a professional the first time and that goes for our heat too. And every other problem. They would buy things they need instead of making due, which is how I discovered we never owned a grater?!? Always make your bed and a path to your bed….in fact clean your room. Make sure house, rooms, are clean every day. Broken things that can’t be fixed get tossed. Ummmm, turn of thins when not in use! Like the computer, yet they only ever get on my case for that, but they constantly have the radio and both tvs on in separate rooms all blasting. Both would need to go on strict diet, exercise, and volunteer. My mom would have a bedtime of one am.
Okay i think I am done. I could keep going tho.


It’s you and me now, sport.

Graham filled his glass again and sat at the table by the window, staring at the empty chair across from him, he stared until the space in the opposite chair assumed a man-shape filled with dark and swarming motes, a presence like a shadow on suspended dust. He tried to make the image coalesce, to see a face. It would not move, had no countenance but, faceless, faced him with palpable attention.(Red Dragon)

Prints: S6Rb  |  bonus

Tagged as: red dragon,